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workaholics:

This Bollywood film is the official movie of Shart Week.

We consider it a gift from the gods; we didn’t look up it’s plot or anything, but if we had to guess from the poster, we’d says it’s probably about a guy who has to choose between two women, then accidentally shits himself. One of the women chooses to love him for who he is, stains and all; the other shuns him and lives a miserable life alone. Some other stuff happens, too, to fill out the 90 minutes, maybe a car chase or something. Netflix it.

Some other “Official” items of Shart Week—

OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME - World of Shartcraft

OFFICIAL RACING-BASED VIDEO GAME - Mario Shart

OFFICIAL THEME SONG - Miley Cyrus’ “Sharty in the U.S.A”

OFFICIAL SOFT DRINK - RC Cola

OFFICIAL BREAKFAST SNACK - Pop-Sharts

OFFICIAL NFL OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR - Mike Shartz

OFFICIAL WRESTLER - Bret “The Hitman” Shart

OFFICIAL WRESTLER’S FINISHING MOVE - The Shartshooter

OFFICIAL VOICE - Owen Wilson

Those are at least the sponsorship deals we could close on short notice.

Only the true fans will collect all of these items and take a picture and send it to us… but until they do, remember—

Treat every shart like it’s Shart Week.

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